I had to edit yesterday's post -- removed the references in the heading and text to the title of Isabella Rosselini's series on Sundance. Why? Because it seems that men (I believe I can safely assume) in countries around the world spend their time googling the word p---o, and some of them found their way here. Sorry you nasty people, what you seek is not on offer at Read Red. And I'll have to remember never to use that word again.
And yes, my snow day fantasy was indeed but a dream. As I expected, the overlords ordered us in to work today.